Entitled to Death

As Americans, we’re all a tad entitled. We can get anything we want delivered anytime, we flush our toilets with drinking water, and we can choose from over 300 flavors of CBD gummies.

Yet, some of us have taken this entitlement to a whole new level – and now these jackasses think they’re better than the rest of us!

You’ve certainly seen them: they blow through stop signs; they FaceTime at cafes; they elbow past us in the express lane at the grocery; and, they even brag about their recent 10K on their SUV!

Well, we’ve had enough! Haven’t YOU???

Now with this alphabetical primer, you too can revel in their gruesome, yet fitting, demises at the hands of their own self-involved, self-absorbed, and self-serving entitledness.

Each week, we’ll update this guide with a new cartoon, from A to Z.